
I love my mom. She has this way of secretly giving advice without actually giving it.
When I found out I was pregnant this time around, I committed myself to being healthier and not gaining as much weight.
I remember talking about this all through my first trimester and my mom would, in her loving way, nod along and listen to my rants about how awful I felt during Holynd's pregnancy.
Now that this pregnancy is well under way I realize what my mom was "secretly" telling me through all her "nodding along".
I'm up to 10 pounds with 14 weeks to go... I was WAY WAY WAY over that during Holynd's pregnancy, but I was still considered healthy. I felt awful with Holynd's pregnancy and guess what... I feel AWFUL with THIS PREGNANCY TOO!
The fat that distributed itself all over my body with Holynd's pregnancy RETURNED, despite my attempts to look like Pregnant Madonna.
So, I'm blogging to tell the Pregnancy Fairies, I GET THE POINT! I WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD PREGNANT! I'M DOOMED TO HAVE CELLULITE DOWN TO MY KNEES UNTIL DELIVERY! MY BODY WILL HURT BY EVERY AFTERNOON AND MY HUSBAND WILL ALWAYS HAVE TO HELP ME OFF OF THE COUCH DURING PREGNANCY!
*This is my official declaration*
I know so many people who wear pregnancy so well.
I DON'T!
I'M AN ANGRY PREGNANT PERSON! I AM ONE TINY PERSON! I HAVE NO WHERE TO PUT A BABY!
I could eat nothing but tofu & carrot sticks and still have flabby-arms, big bum, no energy and cellulite.
I'm sick of worrying about how other people feel about how I'm caring for my pregnancy!
To those who judge:
I drink Diet Pepsi when I'm pregnant.
I think that eating the way you want to, when pregnant, is a PREGNANT WOMAN'S RIGHT!
A dinner of french fries and oranges is perfectly fine for me!
I think that I can eat my servings of fruit, veggies, fiber etc. and still eat CHIPS AND SALSA!
I don't want to hear about the distance you run while pregnant or the aerobics classes you go to because, frankly, I THINK YOU'RE LYING!
The couch is my favorite place right now!
I'm perfectly aware that after Baby #2's delivery, I will have to KICK MY BUTT EVERYDAY to get rid of the weight! BUT I'D HAVE TO DO THAT ANYWAY!
THIS IS WHY THE LORD INVENTED PRENATAL VITAMINS AND BREASTFEEDING!
Dear Mom,
The next time I'm being delusional and INSANE, tell me.