Wanted

Wanted: One Baby Sister (A.K.A. Little Sissy-Monster)

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Qualified Applicant must be willing to report for work in 7 - 10 days via an easy 4 hour labor (per Mommy's request).

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Qualified Applicant must be willing to be thrown around on a trampoline by her Uncles. (Don't worry, McCoy usually protects you).

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Qualified Applicant must be willing to have tea parties and wear Mrs. Potato-Head's jewelry.

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Qualified Applicant must also be willing to play in the sandbox and eat dirt by the shovel-full. (Applicant must bring their own bucket and shovel because I refuse to share mine).

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Applicant will be expected to follow all directions given by big sister.

I can promise lots of love and affection from Mommy and Daddy; However, I can't promise full use of any toys or books. I also can't promise that I still won't be G-Ma's favorite sissy when you do report for work.

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Love, Holynd (A.K.A. Big Sissy-Monster)

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P.S. Qualified Applicant must be willing to go by the name:

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Sloane Isabel Peterson