Hello blog world! I'm hear to tell you that I'm still alive. Frustrated and overwhelmed, but alive.
Before I begin this over dramatic-overview on my day-to-day life, I'd like to have a moment of silence for high chair #1.
We bought high chair #1 on KSL.com for 10 bucks. No joke. I didn't expect Holynd to love baby food as much as she did, so I didn't expect to need a high chair until she was walking. Seriously. So, being completely unprepared and completely broke from paying tuition, I turned to KSL for help. I found this extremely clean, extremely cheap high chair online. (I really don't think the seller's ever had a child sit in the thing.) Matt drove out to get it and this high chair was SO FAR OUT WEST we could've bought a brand spankin' new high chair for what we paid in gas to get the used one. Nonetheless, I fell in love with this second hand high chair. I fell in love with it because Holynd TRASHED IT. She beat the crap out of the thing. By the end of it's life, the padded cover was in pieces, the reclining back no longer worked and the buckle straps smelled worse then morning breath. I didn't care, we paid 10 bucks and got a good story out of it.

Since times are much better and we only have to pay tuition for one student, I splurged on high chair #2. I wanted one that folded down really tiny, so that I can put it away if I need to. I still didn't want to break the bank on a high chair, especially after watching high chair #1 die such a slow miserable death. I know you're probably thinking, "Why do you let her feed herself if she's so messy?". She doesn't let us feed her. She wants to do it herself!
I wish you the best of luck high chair #2. I hope you survive long enough to have Sloanie sit in you.
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I had a moment today where I just started to laugh out loud to myself. My household was so chaotic, I stopped and thought, "If someone could actually see what was going on right now, they'd write an episode for a sitcom based on it!".
Let me set the scene for you. Sloane screams non-stop when someone is not holding her. My angel baby has taken a liking to being held AT ALL TIMES. (Can you say: SPOILED ROTTEN?). I had to let Sloane scream while I made Holynd lunch today. She's laying on the couch screaming while I'm trying to make Holynd a grilled cheese.
Meanwhile, Holynd is bouncing around the kitchen, in nothing but her diaper, yelling, "HUNKY! HUNKY! NUMMY, NUMMY, NUUUMMMMMMMYYYY!"
I get Holynd her grilled cheese and some apple sauce and sit down on the couch to try and calm Sloane. After about two minutes, Holynd starts flinging apple sauce all over the kitchen. I take Sloane into the kitchen to try and get Holynd to stop, but by the time I get the apple sauce away from Holynd, Sloane and I are covered.
I have to lay Sloane down in order to clean up the kitchen and Holynd, she immediately starts screaming. While I'm rinsing Holynd off, I feel something trickling down my legs. I look down and apparently sometime during the apple sauce shower, Sloane had pooped all over my front. I sit Holynd down and run over to the couch... Yep the couch is covered.
Next thing I know, I'm running through the house holding Sloane out in front of me yelling, "Oh, what to do?! What to do!?".
I wrap Sloane in a towel while she's still fully clothed, so I can clean myself off.
CRASH!
I stop dead in my tracks and think, "Please let there be a scream..."
Holynd starts screaming.
She's pulled my decorative table over on to herself.
Great.
Sloane is now screaming bloody murder. Holynd is screaming, "OWIE! OWIE! OOOWWWWWIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!".
Then, someone somewhere has the nerve to pick this exact moment to knock on the door.
I think to myself, "It's the police." Someone has heard all the commotion and they've called the police.
I'm still covered in poop and both girls are screaming.
I decide to ignore the door. I know without a doubt this person can hear my girls screaming, but I know there's no way I can explain this situation to anyone!
I carry Holynd into my room and shove a binkie in her mouth. I start cleaning off Sloane.
There's no fixing Sloane without a bath. I carry little naked Sloane into the bathroom and start the bath. She decides to finish the job and pees on me.
Holynd is still moderately upset, so I go back in the bedroom and carry Holynd (while still holding Sloane) into her room and put her down for a nap.
I bath Sloane and get her dressed.
I lay Sloane down and finally get to change my clothes... I really want a shower, but there's no use even hoping for that.
The Lord must've been watching over me because when I went back into my room, Sloane had fallen asleep...
I get to shower!
I get out of the shower and realize... I forgot about the couch!