Monday, August 20, 2012

Oh Hello Again....

Oh hello blog.

I've missed you.

Did you even know I was gone?

I was.

I'm having a really hard time with one of my children.

She (or he, but let's face it, you all know Maddox would never make me crazy) has been driving me insane for the last week.

Sloane, I mean this nameless child, pooped in the shower four times last week. FOUR. By the third time, I realized that she was intentionally doing it when I wasn't looking. After the first two times, she noticed that I was watching her rather closely, she would wait until Holynd, I mean, a different child had me good and distracted and then would just POOP in my shower. NOT lovely.

She also crashed our computer this week. Completely crashed. New hard drive. Lots of lost data. This made me very very very sad. And pretty upset.

I had to live without a computer for four days. Luckily, because of Instagram and Facebook, I didn't feel too out of touch with the outside world... but I have desperately missed my blog outlet.

This nameless child also completely destroyed our video monitor and took most of the stuffing out of one of my couch cushions.

She also REFUSED to get a haircut and threw a huge tantrum in the middle of the salon.

I was a little bit fed up with this child.

But at the end of the day, I still love her more then anything else in the world.


Did I forget to mention that Holynd destroyed a laptop at 2 years old too?

Yep.

And believe me, I have been pretty overprotected of this laptop and somehow Sloane still got to it.

3 comments:

  1. I am so glad I am not the only one with a 2 year old like this. Scarlet hasn't pooped in the shower but she has decided that hitting is the answer to everything. Having a toddler is awesome :P

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  2. I so get this. I too have a child who we will not name that poops in the shower and has broken my laptop. Oh and yesterday threw a huge fit at the park and clocked me right in the face and broke my sunglasses. It's so much fun!

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    1. I am so sorry about your sunglasses! What has been going on with kids lately?!

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