10:14am

8:45 - Husband goes to work. House is somewhat quiet while the girls eat cereal.

8:47 - Drag my pregnant-self into the kitchen to see Sloane covered head-to-toe in cereal and milk. Lovely.

8:50 - Proceed to undress Sloane while Holynd refuses to eat cereal and asks to watch Peppa Pig.

8:55 - Turn on Peppa Pig

8:57 - Return to find Sloane on the kitchen table with Holynd's full bowl of cereal overturned and spilled all over the floor.

9:00 - Clean off Sloane. Clean up cereal mess.

9:02 - Pour myself a bowl of cereal because I can't just have a Diet Pepsi for breakfast. ;)

9:03 - Sloane gets hand caught in the door. Rush to her aid.

9:04 - Holynd gets an apple out of the fridge. Can't complain when she'd rather have an apple over sugary cereal.

9:05 - Sloane is jealous of Holynd's apple. Give Sloane her own apple.

9:06 - Realize that my bowl of cereal has been sitting on the counter and has turned to mush. :(

9:07 - Get new bowl of cereal.

9:09 - Two bites into bowl of cereal and I hear Holynd go in to go potty. "Going Poop!" she yells.

9:11 - Realize I haven't heard toilet flush.

9:12 - Sloane runs in covered in poop, still holding apple.

9:13 - Rush into bathroom to find Holynd sitting on a toilet, covered in poop, crying.

9:15 - Run shower, put both girls in crying.

9:16 - Clean off all laundry, start a load of laundry in washer.

9:18 - Clean toilet and floor.

9:20 - Stop. Have Contraction.

9:25 - Get girls out of shower, now crying because they have to get out of the shower.

9:26 - Sloane is upset because her apple has been thrown away.

9:27 - Give Sloane another apple. Take girls downstairs. Dress them. Brush hair and turn on Nick Jr.

9:35 - Realize cereal is beyond mush now. Pour out, grab granola bar.

9:37 - Sloane is crying hysterically. Run downstairs. Holynd has taken her apple and thrown it in the washing machine that is running.

9:40 - Put Holynd is timeout. Fish out apple. Throw away apple. Sloane throws a huge tantrum because her apple has been thrown away. Decide that Sloane just needs a nap.

9:42 - Put Sloane down for a nap.

9:43 - Someone knocks. Salesman. Get rid of salesman. Turn on monitor just in time to see Sloane fall out of her crib.

9:47 - Calm Sloane. Get her more milk. Put her back down for a nap.

9:52 - Climb stairs. Stop. Have Contraction.

9:55 - Start to make beds. Set phone on nightstand.

9:57 - Finish making beds.

10:00 - Realize that the nightstand is covered in water. Where in the h*ll did the water come from!?

10:01 - Take phone apart. Finally eat the rest of my granola bar.

10:05 - Holynd falls down the stairs.

10:10 - Give Holynd a fruit snack. Put together phone. Phone turns on. YES!

10: 11 - Stop. Have Contraction.

10:14 - Sigh and start thinking about just going back to bed.

Where in the world is baby brother going to fit in?!