You're Stupid... (And Another BIG Annoucement)

Matt and I are very much opposites...

There are days when I seriously can not figure Matt out and I'm sure he feels the same way about me.

This scene in Friends really explains Matt and I quite well.

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The other night my allergies were driving me crazy. I was really grumpy and not that much fun to be around. Right before we went to bed, Matt and I had this conversation.

Tanshyle: (Huge Frowning Face) Arrggggggggg!!!

Matt: What's wrong?

Tanshyle: My eye itches! Really really really bad itches!

Matt: I'm sorry. What can I do for you?

Tanshyle: Just nothing!

Matt: Want me to itch it for you?

Tanshyle: You're stupid....

Matt: I love you too.

Now that you have a little background on Matt and I's relationship. We can get to the big annoucement.

After 14 months. Yes! 14 Months without a haircut. Matt and I finally compromised and he cut his hair!

Because Matt and I are total opposites, we've been fighting about this haircut for awhile.

Matt refuses to pay for a haircut whereas I refuse to have him cut his hair in our bathroom. For that last couple of months everytime Matt would whine about his hair I would remind him that haircuts were only $7. Everytime I would complain about Matt's "phro" getting out of hand, he would remind me that he was capable of cutting his own hair right at that moment.

So we compromised, he cut his hair in the spare bathroom while I hid in the living room trying to distract myself from the thought of one of my bathrooms being covered with hair!

I finally caved yesterday morning. The conversation went something like this.

Tanshyle: JUST CUT YOUR HAIR! I don't care if you cut it while naked on the deck, just cut it! You look like the dog! Can you even see?! How can you drive?! You're going to get in a car wreck!

(Stay tuned for a post in regards to car wrecks. I need to get outside and take a picture of the truck. The story is pretty hilarious.)

Matt: I can cut my own hair?

Tanshyle: YES! Anything!

Matt: Ok. I love you. See you tonight. (Big smile)

Here is all the hair! Can you believe how much hair my husband had on his head!



Half way there....


All done!!!!!!! Finally!!!


Conversation after the haircut is finally finished...

Tanshyle: It looks good! Good job!

Matt: Thanks.

Tanshyle: Do you feel better?

Matt: So much better. (Long Pause) Do you think the baby will reconize me?

Tanshyle: (Laughs) No, she'll be meeting you for the first time. She hasn't been able to see your face since the day she was born.

Matt: I can finally see without getting poked in the eye by hair!

Tanshyle: Great... (While thinking, "I can't believe the bathroom was just covered with hair!")