Our Favorite Quotes!

Matt and I love to quote our favorite shows and movies! We decided to make a list of our absolute favorites!

I don't know if you are aware of this Gutter but there was actually music recorded before 1989... What is this? You are going to wear this to the show? You're gonna wear the shirt of the band you are going to see?! DON'T BE THAT GUY!! - PCU

Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No,no wait, no-no, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirlpool, that fills the apartment!!
Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true. - Friends, Season 9, The One with Pheobe's Birthday Dinner

I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I've got many leather-bound books... My apartment smells of rich mahogony...I'm gonna throw this out there and if you don't like it just throw it back. I want to be on you. -Anchorman

Question? What kind of bear is best? False. Black bear. Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. -The Office

Stay away from the cans! He hates these cans! - The Jerk

I hear the jury is still out... on science... -Gob, Arrested Development, Notapusy

Jermaine: My rhymes were so potent that in this small segment, I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, I know my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Bret: Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy.
Both: Wh-why? Why exactly, be more constuctive with your feedback!
Bret: Why? Because I rap about reality, like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea.
Both: There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party... Hey! Ho! - Flight of the Conchords, Hiphop-potamus vs Rhymenoceros

Oh, I'm sorry... Is the puffy, sweaty pregnant lady ruining your precious coffee time?! -Friends, Season 8, The One Where Rachel is Late

I get knocked down! I get knocked done again! You're never gonna knock me down! I drink a whiskey drink, I drink chocolate drink! And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink! I sing a song that reminds me of a urinating guy!-Homer, The Simpsons, Season 13, Little Girl in the Big Ten

Yeah, you New Zealanders are decentants of theives and retarded monkeys! -Flight of the Conchords, Season 1, Drive-By

This is a shitty alarm system! I opened and closed the door five times before it rang! That's it I'm leaving! I'm not going to stay here! No! No Way! -Duckie, Pretty in Pink

Oh... So this is what it looks like... This is great... W-w-w-wait! You got doors on the stalls, they're not stuffed! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this stuff in the boys! Wait a minute! We don't got doors on the stalls in the boys room, we don't... what is this?... we don't got a candy machine. We don't got none of that! I'm sorry no! I want the principal here! I want him here this instant! I'll wait... Thank you! -Duckie, Pretty in Pink

Lindsey: Buster has the...
George: High-fastening pants
Lindsey: You say that?
George: No, I'm saying it now. -Arrested Development, Season 1, My Mother the Car

Matilda: I used to be bulimic...
Zoolander: You can read minds?! -Zoolander

Chandler: Oh... She's got you runnin' errands... Pickin' up wedding dresses... Waapah!
Joey: What's Waapah?
Chandler: Ya know?? Whipped... Waapah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is wakish!
Chandler: That's what I did.... Waapah!
Joey: You can't do anything!!!! - Friends, Season 4, The One With all the Wedding Dresses

For the love of God, Judy! PICK UP THE SOCK! PICK UP THE SOCK!!!! Oh I'm sorry... Did I blunt the hideousness that is this evening?!?!-Friends, Season 9, The One with Pheobe's Birthday Dinner

I.T... Have you tried turning it off and on again? -The IT Crowd

I love you all... I love you all with all my heart.... But you're all f-ing mad! -Ozzy Osbourne, The Osbournes, Season 1

Droz: What the hell is going on here? Are we havin' a party tonight or what?!
Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity so there's no people. Gutter never showed up so there's no beer. Our instruments just blew out so there's no band... and I think Raji and Deege might be dead.
Droz: Wait a minute?! No beer?!? Where's Gutter?!?
Katie: Probably in a parking lot somewhere, pickin' his nose. -PCU

You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncles my father! My father is my uncle..... Hey, Father Uncle Oscar -Buster, Arrested Development, Season 2, Righteous Brothers