I Am NOT Joking.

A child, who will remain nameless, POOPED on the floor of the garage yesterday.

Wait. Are you thinking that maybe you read that wrong?

Let me repeat myself.

ONE OF MY KIDS POOPED ON THE GARAGE FLOOR YESTERDAY.

If you think that was bad, consider this: the accident on the garage floor was the 3RD strange/disgusting mess I cleaned up yesterday. THIRD!

When Matt and I got in bed last night, I just started to laugh....

Matt: What? What's so funny?

Me: We must be awful parents. What kind of parents raise kids that think that POOPING on the floor of the garage is a good idea?!!! What kind of parents raise kids like that?!

Matt: I know! (Laughing)

Me: Oh well! (Uncontrollably laughing)