So I was reading over past posts... (Holynd fell asleep on her stomach again, so I'm sitting here, stranded on the couch, watching her.) I came across our Madame Zaritska prediction...
Madame Zaritska our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for you....
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.
Dear Madame Zariska..... Our baby was a girl. Labor took 19 HOURS! She was 6lbs 15oz, 20 inches long with hair. I delivered at 10:56AM. Oh, and her eyes are blue....
Nice try.
PS: You really had my hopes up with the 6 hour labor prediction... I may sue.
Your funny..."I may sue"!!! You crack me up..you also make me want a baby. You seem like your having so much fun!
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